I’ve written many nice things about Canadians, and they are all still true, but sometimes I just get so annoyed.
By the way that they always drive too fast, and I always end up having a long line of cars behind me on the highway.
By the showers they have, in which you can’t actually choose how much water that flows out. The only thing you can decide is temperature, the volume of water is always the same. Either it is on, or it is off.
By the fact that they haven’t seemed to invent the Wettex rag yet, this wonderful kitchen equipment that has such an amazing ability to absorb water. Instead, they use just ordinary cotton rugs. Totally pointless. You’re actually just spreading whatever it is that you’ve spilled even more.
By their lack of ability to make good cheese. Really, cheddar is ot good. Cheese should taste something more than just salty. That shouldn’t be so hard to appreciate. And anyway, what’s so hard with using an osthyvel?
By all the fat free, sugar boosted food that they have in their grocery stores.
By the fact that they’re just not Swedish in any way. Maybe I’m having a mild case of the homesickness. Or then I’ve just had a bad day.
Katja Malmborg 